Wish I Didn't Know

Facebook Status – I’m So Ugly

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:58:00 -0500

Facebook Status – I’m So Ugly:

I’m soooo ugly!

Product Stickers – PlayStation 2 Greatest Hits

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:43:53 -0500

Product Stickers – PlayStation 2 Greatest Hits:

This product sticker manages to give two new meanings to this video game.

Just Hanging Out At The Park

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:35:39 -0500

Just Hanging Out At The Park:

Two Huskies on swings.

First Snow On A Blue Pond

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:30:29 -0500

First Snow On A Blue Pond:

Beautiful winterscape.

Loafers

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:21:43 -0500

Loafers:

Comfortable – and edible, too!

Signs – Chinese Restaurant Association Offers Long Overdue Thank You To The Jewish People

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:35:17 -0500

Signs – Chinese Restaurant Association Offers Long Overdue Thank You To The Jewish People:

Appreciation. At long last.

Watch This! – Policeman Shows Off Dances Moves Inside Supermarket – Video

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:23:48 -0500

Watch This! – Policeman Shows Off Dances Moves Inside Supermarket – Video:

Security footage catches the cop in a convenience store, apparently wanting to buy a soda. But he also proves he is quite adept at breaking it down.

Teen Sentenced For Killing Gay Student

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:13:31 -0500

Teen Sentenced For Killing Gay Student:

A teen who fatally shot a gay junior high classmate in the back of the head during a computer lab nearly four years ago was sentenced Monday to 21 years in state prison, capping an emotional case that focused attention on how schools deal with sexual identity.

Social Work Professor Rapes 11-Year-Old Girl and MENTALLY DISABLED 15-Year-Old Girl

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:57:36 -0500

Social Work Professor Rapes 11-Year-Old Girl and MENTALLY DISABLED 15-Year-Old Girl:

Dwain Pellebon, 54, of the University of Oklahoma, was arraigned on two counts of rape, two counts of lewd acts with a child and two counts of sexual child abuse.

Man Dies After Eating Cocaine From His Brother’s Butt

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:53:45 -0500

Man Dies After Eating Cocaine From His Brother’s Butt:

Wayne Mitchell, 20, was instructed by his 23-year-old brother Deangelo Mitchell to swallow the ounce of cocaine in order to hide evidence of possession, and died as a result.

Son Misses Father’s Funeral After Airline Tries To Charge Him $675 To CHANGE FLIGHTS

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:47:30 -0500

Son Misses Father’s Funeral After Airline Tries To Charge Him $675 To CHANGE FLIGHTS:

A local family is grieving the death of their father. But what they say has made it even worse is what an airline was forcing one of their brothers to do to be here for the burial.

Woman Slips On Ice And IMPALES Herself Through Neck On SPIKED RAILING

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:43:26 -0500

Woman Slips On Ice And IMPALES Herself Through Neck On SPIKED RAILING:

Kirsty Scott, 23, needed an emergency op after the barb lodged in her throat — trapping her on the fence for 30 minutes while she was still conscious.

They Ran Out Of Batteries

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:44:45 -0500

They Ran Out Of Batteries:

They don’t keep running and running….

I Think I May Have Found The World’s Smallest Penis

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:22:28 -0500

I Think I May Have Found The World’s Smallest Penis:

I think I may have found it!

Man Donates FREE SPERM to Women He Meets On His Website

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:06:31 -0500

Man Donates FREE SPERM to Women He Meets On His Website:

A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to women he meets through his website — and is now in trouble with the federal government.

Anti-Social Networking

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:55:09 -0500

Anti-Social Networking:

You know how many “friends” I’ve lost because they just could not make the time to call or so much as send me a text message? It’s “so much easier to hit you up on Facebook,” they say.

Oh No They Didn’t! – Birthday

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:31:50 -0500

Oh No They Didn’t! – Birthday:

East Flatbush, Brooklyn senior in birthday paper hat.

Maria Conchita Alonso Confronts Sean Penn Over His Support for Chavez: ‘You Are a Communist A**Hole!’

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:08 -0500

Maria Conchita Alonso Confronts Sean Penn Over His Support for Chavez: ‘You Are a Communist A**Hole!’

Man Arrested After Leading Police On Car Chase – Rides FORKLIFT With Top Speed Of 25 MPH

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:16:59 -0500

Man Arrested After Leading Police On Car Chase – Rides FORKLIFT With Top Speed Of 25 MPH:

Jerry DePalma, 48, and accomplice Irvin Turpitt, 51, allegedly took the 25-ton vehicle from Brown Sheet Metal and Mechanical in Oakdale.

Man Tries To Steal Shrimp, Steak, Ribs And Turkey – By Stuffing Them DOWN HIS PANTS

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:07:01 -0500

Man Tries To Steal Shrimp, Steak, Ribs And Turkey – By Stuffing Them DOWN HIS PANTS:

Ronald Broadway, 45, was arrested Thursday night in the parking lot of his local Food Lion supermarket, packed with enough meats and fish intended for a birthday and holiday celebration.