April 2011
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Crap At My Parents' House - Toxic Fumes and Toxic...
Toxic fumes and toxic fish.
Because kids don’t hate basements enough.
Crap At My Parents’ House is a highly successful blog created by comedian Joel Dovev, who also writes for the Huffington Post. The goal of Crap At My Parents’ House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have. A book based on the blog is being released in the fall. You can visit Joel’s...
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Mucho Groucho - The “Do Not Ask Me or Tell Me”...
The “Do Not Ask Me or Tell Me” List - by Michael Cohen aka Mucho Groucho
A few years back Congress passed a “do not call” list bill, outlawing the constant harassing sales calls that interrupted our lives at the absolute most inconvenient times possible, which for me is the period of 6 or 7 hours of napping I do during the day, every day before I go to sleep for the night.
I am proposing another...
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Rebecca Black’s Death-Threat-Inducing Song...
(Daily Mail Reporter By JOHN STEVENS) - When picking a song to cover, it would probably not be your first choice.
Irritating song Friday was so bad that teen internet star Rebecca Black was placed under police protection after receiving disturbing death threats. But a singer has re-recorded the song and it has become a viral hit that people actually enjoy, by translating it into Chinese.
SEE THE...
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Dumber and Dumber – Police Raid Brothel – Customer...
(Daily Mail Reporter) - One moment he thought he was just an anonymous punter in a backstreet brothel. The next he’s in the nude hanging off a drainpipe after police burst into the brothel he was using in eastern China.
[caption id=”attachment_10038” align=”aligncenter” width=”450” caption=”As the doors were smashed down in this backstreet brother,...
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Picture This - Miley Cyrus Opens Tour in Ecuador
(Daily Mail Reporter) - As she took to the stage in Ecuador last night, Miley Cyrus appeared as if she has gone to the Taylor Momsen school of fashion.
The 18-year-old pop star came out to perform in a racy black and red leather outfit which left little to the imagination. The actress and singer has returned to work and last night kicked off the start of her Gypsy Heart Tour at the Atahualpa...
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Picture This – Pippa Middleton’s Derriere has its...
(Daily Mail Reporter) - It’s been mere hours since she followed her sister up the aisle at Westminster Abbey. But the dramatic back views of Philippa Middleton have already inspired a number of online fan sites paying tribute to her derriere.
There are countless Facebook pages in praise of the maid-of-honor’s behind, one of which, the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society, has over...
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Grandma, 91, Sells Suicide Kits to Allow Elderly...
LOS ANGELES (CBS) — Meet Sharlotte. Like a lot of grandmothers, she likes to keep busy. But while some grannies sit and knit scarves and afghans, this 91-year-old has a decidedly different hobby.
She makes suicide masks. Sharlotte started making and selling these suicide kits out of her cozy Southern California home after watching her husband die a slow and painful death from colon cancer. She...
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Dreamworks Animator Worked on Kung Fu Panda –...
(Daily Mail Reporter By JOHN MCDONNELL) - An animator who has worked on a number of well-known children’s films has been accused of beating his neighbor’s 16-month-old dog to death with a hammer.
[caption id=”attachment_10006” align=”aligncenter” width=”468” caption=”Young Song is accused of beating a German Shepherd puppy (not the one pictured) to...
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Parents' Shock as Unassuming English Teacher Turns...
(Daily Mail Reporter) - A group of high school parents have complained to their local education board after discovering a quiet English teacher writes racy, erotic novels when she’s not working with their children.
They are asking that the board investigate the matter and present Judy Buranich with a choice: either quit teaching or quit writing the books. Mrs Buranich has taught at the Midd...
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Picture This – 15 Year Old Kardashian Sister Now a...
(Daily Mail Reporter) Despite her tender age, Kendall Jenner is no stranger to the spotlight having spent the last few years living in the goldfish bowl of her family’s reality TV empire.
The 15-year-old, who is half sister to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, has graced the E! network as she’s grown up and already modeled for US retail giants Forever 21 and Nordstrom.
But this is the first...
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New Study - Thin People who Socialize with the...
(Daily Mail Reporter) - It may seem like bad news for the thin among us, but socializing with people heavier than yourself could make you put on weight.
[caption id=”attachment_9983” align=”aligncenter” width=”468” caption=”Socializing with people larger than yourself could make you gain up to 57 per cent more weight over time.”][/caption]
However,...
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Two LA Traffic Cops Make Porn Film – While On Duty
NBC4 By Joel Grover) - City officials failed to discipline two traffic officers who appeared in a pornographic film while on the job, NBC4 LA has found.
[caption id=”attachment_9977” align=”aligncenter” width=”423” caption=”This image is taken from a porn film featuring a Los Angeles parking enforcement officer.”][/caption]
The Los Angeles...
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How's Today Working For You? - Dream Challenge -...
Ivie Robinson’s Dream:
“I had a dream the government was everywhere. On the TV, on screens, in the store. It was almost like CSPAN was the only channel. I lived in an apartment and there was a boy/young man with me. I never saw his face but he clung to me. I did everything I could to comfort him but he never let go. I suggested we go rent a movie and he agreed, clutching me as we...
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Man Drugged Competition at Dog Show – Charged with...
(NBC Chicago By Britni Day) - A Pennsylvania man is facing charges of animal cruelty after he allegedly drugged a competitor’s Siberian husky at a dog show in Wheaton.
[caption id=”attachment_9967” align=”aligncenter” width=”235” caption=”Ralph Ullum is accused of cruelty to animals charges and attempted criminal damage to property after police say...
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Royal Bride Kate Middleton has Recurring Dream –...
SUBMITTED BY JEAN HOEFER ORTIZ
(The Sun By RICHARD WHITE and DUNCAN LARCOMBE) – Jittery Royal bride Kate Middleton is being dogged by a nightmare in which she is naked in front of the wedding congregation.
[caption id=”attachment_9763” align=”aligncenter” width=”468” caption=”Kate Middelton models see-through dress that first attracted Prince William...
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99-Year-Old Woman Drives Nascar Pace Car at...
BOSTON (CBS) – A die-hard Nascar fan got to live out her fantasy at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway on Tuesday.
[caption id=”attachment_9757” align=”aligncenter” width=”420” caption=”Rachel Gilbert , 99, drives pace car at NH Speedway”][/caption]
Rachel Gilbert, who is approaching her 100th birthday, got to take a few laps around the track....
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