December 2011
Facebook Status – I’m So Ugly →
I’m soooo ugly!
Product Stickers – PlayStation 2 Greatest Hits →
This product sticker manages to give two new meanings to this video game.
Just Hanging Out At The Park →
Two Huskies on swings.
First Snow On A Blue Pond →
Beautiful winterscape.
Loafers →
Comfortable – and edible, too!
Signs – Chinese Restaurant Association Offers Long... →
Appreciation. At long last.
Watch This! – Policeman Shows Off Dances Moves... →
Security footage catches the cop in a convenience store, apparently wanting to buy a soda. But he also proves he is quite adept at breaking it down.
Teen Sentenced For Killing Gay Student →
A teen who fatally shot a gay junior high classmate in the back of the head during a computer lab nearly four years ago was sentenced Monday to 21 years in state prison, capping an emotional case that focused attention on how schools deal with sexual identity.
Social Work Professor Rapes 11-Year-Old Girl and... →
Dwain Pellebon, 54, of the University of Oklahoma, was arraigned on two counts of rape, two counts of lewd acts with a child and two counts of sexual child abuse.
Man Dies After Eating Cocaine From His Brother’s... →
Wayne Mitchell, 20, was instructed by his 23-year-old brother Deangelo Mitchell to swallow the ounce of cocaine in order to hide evidence of possession, and died as a result.
Son Misses Father’s Funeral After Airline Tries To... →
A local family is grieving the death of their father. But what they say has made it even worse is what an airline was forcing one of their brothers to do to be here for the burial.
Woman Slips On Ice And IMPALES Herself Through... →
Kirsty Scott, 23, needed an emergency op after the barb lodged in her throat — trapping her on the fence for 30 minutes while she was still conscious.
They Ran Out Of Batteries →
They don’t keep running and running….
I Think I May Have Found The World’s Smallest... →
I think I may have found it!
Man Donates FREE SPERM to Women He Meets On His... →
A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to women he meets through his website — and is now in trouble with the federal government.
Anti-Social Networking →
You know how many “friends” I’ve lost because they just could not make the time to call or so much as send me a text message? It’s “so much easier to hit you up on Facebook,” they say.
Oh No They Didn’t! – Birthday →
East Flatbush, Brooklyn senior in birthday paper hat.
Maria Conchita Alonso Confronts Sean Penn Over His... →
Man Arrested After Leading Police On Car Chase –... →
Jerry DePalma, 48, and accomplice Irvin Turpitt, 51, allegedly took the 25-ton vehicle from Brown Sheet Metal and Mechanical in Oakdale.
Man Tries To Steal Shrimp, Steak, Ribs And Turkey... →
Ronald Broadway, 45, was arrested Thursday night in the parking lot of his local Food Lion supermarket, packed with enough meats and fish intended for a birthday and holiday celebration.
Signs – Men Working →
Hard at work…
New Study – Many Single Mothers Are Operating... →
Aubrey, 22, is the mother of a three-year-old son, and says working as a phone sex operator is difficult and can be disturbing.
Man Caught On Video Holding Knife He Just Murdered... →
Junkie Martin Shaw was high on drink and drugs when he stabbed Danielle Thompson 20 times in the chest with the 13-inch blade in a frenzied attack.
Signs – Your Hands Do Not Belong In These Drawers →
If you didn’t buy it, don’t eat it!
Two TV Hosts Hold Broadcast Stunt – FRY Each... →
Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno both underwent surgery to have a small piece of muscle removed, then they fried each other’s meat and ate it in front of a studio audience.
NYU Professor Fired After Giving James Franco A... →
Jose Angel Santana gave the ’127 Hours’ star a D after he failed to attend almost all of his classes at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts.
20-Month-Old Girl Disappears From Father’s Home In... →
Ayla Reynolds’s father woke up in his Waterville home to find her bed empty Saturday morning and he immediately called police.
Six-Year-Old Boy Wins $1,000 Prize – Uses Money To... →
Aiden Moe, six, delivered more than 100 ‘Pillow Pet’ toys to families at the Ronald McDonald House in Sioux Falls, South Dakota this weekend.
Note From Five-Year-Old →
Sound advice.
Bellatrix The Magnificent →
Kitten is smiling and waving.
Watch This! – Thief Injured In Two Story Fall... →
A thief apparently looking to steal copper from equipment on the roof of a Miami-Dade school fell more than two stories, a debilitating plunge that left him unable to walk, apparently with a broken hip or leg.
New Study – Scientists Say Christmas Trees Are... →
Scientists have discovered a range of health complaints including coughing, wheezing, lethargy and insomnia can be attributed to the festive centrepiece.
Driver Caught Making TWO Handheld Phone Calls... →
An Italian driver was stopped by astonished police in the southern city of Bari on Saturday when they saw him speaking on two phones with a handset in each hand and no control of the wheel.
Watch This! – Senior Citizen Flash Mob Performs... →
Elderly residents from Meadowlark Estates in Lawrence, Kansas, decided to spread some seasonal cheer by performing to ‘Last Christmas,’ recorded by the cast of the popular television show Glee.
Picture This – Marina Bay, Singapore – Bridges →
Picture This – Marina Bay, Singapore →
Towering skyscrapers are reflected in the calm water of Singapore’s Marina Bay
He’s Not Quite Right In The Head, But We Love Him... →
Is that snow – or cocaine?
Egyptian Military BEATS Helpless Female Protester... →
After being viciously beaten by a 10-strong mob of Egyptian male soldiers, this woman lies helplessly on the ground as her shirt is ripped from her body and a man kicks her with full force in her exposed chest.
Watch This! – Football Coach Mowed Down By Runaway... →
An unmanned, electric golf cart ploughed into a crowd at a football game, injuring the head coach and several supporters.
Robbing Duo Shoplifts Store – Has THEIR OWN CAR... →
Police told the Standard-Examiner of Ogden and Deseret News that 36-year-old Eldon Alexander and 47-year-old Korin Vanhouten were released after being cited in the theft of small-ticket items worth about $25 from a WinCo Foods store.
Mall Santa Claus Taunts 6-Year-Old AUTISTIC Boy –... →
A Santa Claus is under fire after taunting an autistic 6-year-old boy publicly at a crowded mall.
13-Year-Old Girl Makes Chilling 911 Call As She... →
When thieves began ransacking her home, 13-year-old Chloe Symington remembered what her father always said: ‘Think now, react or panic later.’
Woman BURNED TO DEATH In Elevator By Ex-Boyfriend... →
A Brooklyn woman was burned alive Saturday when her demonic ex-beau ambushed her inside an elevator, sprayed her with a flammable liquid, set her ablaze and tossed a Molotov cocktail inside, cops and neighbors said.
Do You Have Any Idea Why I Pulled You Over? →
“I’m going to need some samples for the crime lab.”
Watch This! – Calm Down, He Still Has Eight More →
Goodbye, cruel world.
What Happens When You Hire TWO Architects →
Royal Ontario Museum (aka the ROM) in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
White Sand – “Julia” – By Danny Fisher →
As the cruel trick of fate would have it, Julia went to the same college I went to in upstate New York.
Russian Boat Hits Iceberg In Antarctica – Racing... →
The crew of the stricken Sparta, which is listing at 13 degrees, are trying to empty water from the ship as it slowly sinks in the Ross Sea near Antarctica with a 5ft hole in the hull below the water line.
Oh No They Didn’t! – Deli Store Hours →
Deli sign in Crown Heights, Brooklyn posts hours open.
13-Year-Old Boy Trapped In School Stairwell For... →
David Fields, 13, goes straight home from school every day and he gets home on time, every time. So when David was a no-call, no-show Thursday after school, his mother got worried.
